I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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