Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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