escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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