Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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