yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
he was CRYING into my vagina
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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