either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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