New invention idea: vibrating tampons
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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