I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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