I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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