I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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