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(586): View more from Michigan

I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep

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(602): View more from Arizona

I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.

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(757): View more from Virginia

ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.

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(765): View more from Indiana

just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night

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(513): View more from Ohio

Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.

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(914): View more from New York

shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness

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(917): View more from New York City

He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.

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(512): View more from Texas

She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.

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