your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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