nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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