There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
