aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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