Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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