do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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