I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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