dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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