Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I just forgot I was standing up.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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