im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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