oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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