so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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