she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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