Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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