He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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