he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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