THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Randomize
