Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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