I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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