they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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