Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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