she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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