And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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