Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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