Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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