They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
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I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
we should paint friendship bongs
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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