I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
