I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
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He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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