if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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