Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
