The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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