Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I love you.
Bad choice
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