Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
there was a trapeze. enough said
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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