That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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