ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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