She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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