Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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