haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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