so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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