I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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