I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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