a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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