i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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