So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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