Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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